Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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