Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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