just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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