Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
only if we run a train.
done.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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