I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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