How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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