better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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