I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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