She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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