xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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