If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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