You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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