Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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