have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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