There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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