the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you win again, gameday.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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