He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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