I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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