Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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