You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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