love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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