Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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