I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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