i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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