Yo dont text me then not text me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Randomize
