love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She is in my trunk
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
