If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have fence marks all over my body
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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