she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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