I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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