How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
