No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Randomize