the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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