You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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