So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
