Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
