Your tits are I can't wait for
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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