a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just want nice things and good sex
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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