I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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