Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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