i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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