I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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