Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
