I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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