I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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