So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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