New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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