I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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