Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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