We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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