how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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