She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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