U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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