Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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