I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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