i would punch a child for taco bell
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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